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by Mike Hacker who likes to make lists



Things to do on a first date, to ensure that you never get a second
1. Talk about your exes non-stop
2. Talk about your bodily functions
3. Talk about how structurally sound your sandwich is (something I overheard today at lunch…it was hilarious!)
4. Tell about your exploits at band camp (not the radio station WJJO Band Camp)
5. Ask your date if she can pick you up (if you’re a male)
6. Ask your date if they want to meet your parents (or, even better… bring them along!)
7. Talk about all the things your going to do when you get off parole
8. Talk about Magic, or D & D, or what level you’re on in your favorite video game
9. Mention the fact that you live in your parents basement
10. Leave your wallet at “home”
11. Talk about wedding plans