Really Important Stuff

Since I have been lacking creative writing ideas, I'm cheapskatin' my way to to a new post by posting a survey.

01. Do you like bleu cheese salad dressing?
I sure do love moldy cheese!
02. Favorite late night snack?
The only time I snack late at night is if I’ve been drinking. Then it’s breakfast. With bleu cheese.
03. Do you own a gun?
Have you seen THESE guns, baby? *flexes biceps*
04. What’s your favorite drink at Starbucks or other specialty coffee shop?
I’m a sucker for Starbucks – Mocha Vanilla Frappuccino
05. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Having been through so many procedures and medical issues, not much worries me about doctors anymore.
06. What do you think of hot dogs?
Do people actually ‘think’ of hot dogs? Because I don’t. I just eat them.
07. Favorite Christmas song?
Wizards in Winter by Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Ok, so it’s not really a Christmas song, but close enough, damnit.
08. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Anything with large amounts of caffeine.
09. Can you do push-ups?
The one's from Victoria's Secret are the BEST!
10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
One that’s still at the jewelry store, and that I’ll probably never wear.
11. Favorite hobby?
Playing on the interwebz.
12. Do you have A.D.D.?
I am a very conscientious person who always gives full, undivid – Hey! My favorite song just came on! *happy dance*
13. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
That I don’t have a clue how to be sarcastic. Ever.
14. The last disease you contracted?
Polio.
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
I hope my boss doesn’t walk by.
Do mosquitoes have feelings?
I wish the earpiece on my phone was black instead of tan.
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Diet Mt. Dew
Cappuccino
Orange juice
17. Current worry right now?
That my coworkers are maliciously spying on me. They're waiting for me to pull out my candy dish, and like vultures, they will have it empty within moments!
18. Current hate right now?
Haters.
19. Favorite place to be?
Any place where someone, or something, makes me laugh!
20. How did you ring in the New Year?
I didn’t. I’m so behind, that it’s still February 2007 in my world.
21. Like to travel?
“Travel” for me consists of a the two-block drive or walk to work and back. I don’t get out much.
23. Do you own slippers?
See? This is why I’m so behind. There’s no question #22. And I sat there pondering on it for a good 30 seconds before moving on. And yes, I do own slippers.
24. What color shirt are you wearing?
That’s highly classified information.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I never have, and really don’t have a desire to slide around on, and possibly out of, the bed.
26. Can you whistle?
Not while I work. Wouldn't want the boss to get the wrong idea and think that I actually enjoy working.
27. Favorite singer/band?
Just one favorite is too hard. Everyone is good sometimes, and everyone sucks sometimes.
28. Could you ever make it 39 days on the show Survivor?
No. I’m pretty sure my attitude would disqualify my before we even landed on the island.
29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
A fun little number that I made up, called “Wash Where You Pee.”
30. Favorite girl’s names?
Skank, Bitch, Whore
31. Favorite boy’s name?
Jackass, Dickface, Asshole
32. What’s in your pocket right now?
A high-quality, freshly formed piece of lint.
33. Last thing that made you laugh?
My answers to #30 and #31.
34. Like your job?
I do. But it gets boring (can you tell?)
36. Do you love where you live?
I love it May through November. The rest of the months can kiss my ass. (Imagine that - no #35 either. Who wrote this survey? Did they finish the 3rd grade?!)
37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Three, I believe.
38. Who is your loudest friend?
Famous Amos is most definitely the loudest PERSON in the world. And she’s my friend. :)
39. Do you drive the speed limit or speed?
I don’t speed much anymore. 3 speeding tickets will do that to you.
40. Does someone have a crush on you?
I do believe a particular Fireman does. I could be wrong.
41. What is your favorite book?
The dictionary.
42. What is your favorite candy?
Dark Chocolate Mars (and I just LOVE surprise gifts!)
43. Favorite Sports Team?
Milwaukee Brewers, baby!!!
44. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Lying in bed, with a train of thought that started out with, “what should I wear tomorrow? Oh tomorrow is that gross lunch at work. I have to work the part-time bartending job tomorrow night too. Night-time is so peaceful. Why is my cat attacking my feet? Oh geez, I forgot to take my medicine tonight. I forget a lot of stuff lately. Maybe I’m getting Alzheimer’s. But I’m only 29. Can 29 year-olds turn senile?” (you get the idea).
45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up today? Seriously, alarm clock, SHUT THE F**K UP!!!